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20 Chuck Norris facts about Joomla

Chuck Norris is obviously using Joomla: the best CMS in the world. Of course he doesn't use Joomla like you and me. No, he has features we (mostly) only can dream of. Curious? Read on and get a clue about his Joomla experience.

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  1. Chuck Norris doesn't need to update for a decade, he's using Joomla 13.
  2. All articles written by Chuck Norris can only be published as featured articles.
  3. Chuck Norris only has to install What? Nothing! in order to build a Joomla website.
  4. Chuck Norris finds the 'add new tracker' button at http://joomlacode.org within 5 minutes.
  5. Commits to Joomla by Chuck Norris will be approved instantly.
  6. Chuck Norris doesn't need firewalls, his websites doesn't have security vulnerabilities.
  7. Chuck Norris only uses triple-factor identification.
  8. Chuck Norris's Joomla websites are lightning fast, he doesn't need cache.
  9. Chuck Norris doesn't have a Help button in his toolbar.
  10. Chuck Norris can delete Joomla's Trash can.
  11. Chuck Norris owns the Super User.
  12. Chuck Norris's user ID is always 1.
  13. Chuck Norris doesn't accept cookies, cookies accept Chuck Norris.
  14. Chuck Norris's Joomla websites doesn't have protected extensions.
  15. Chuck Norris writes extensions that maintain and update them self.
  16. Chuck Norris writes his extensions in his sleep.
  17. Chuck Norris uses the FOF framework, written by Nicholas Dionysopoulos.
  18. Extensions written by Chuck Norris only receive 6 star ratings at the Joomla Extensions Directory.
  19. Chuck Norris beard handles support requests within 10 seconds.
  20. Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

Do you know more Chuck Norris facts for Joomla? You can share them in the comments.

Jurian Even

About the author

Jurian Even is the founder of Twentronix, is passionate about Joomla and earns a living with developing Joomla extensions. He loves technical challenges and gets a thrill of producing effective and elegant solutions.

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